yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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