Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
40s are totally the cure
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Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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