just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You need Xanax blowdarts
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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