the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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