Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
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What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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