Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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