The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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