Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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