My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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