When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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