god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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