does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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