quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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