well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
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I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
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did you just send me my own nude
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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