Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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