i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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