You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
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Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
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I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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