my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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