Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
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He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
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Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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