on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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