Tell her she can't have a vagina
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
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he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Last time i carry you out of a forest
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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