where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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