My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Green mimosas i think yes
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I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
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I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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