Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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