I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
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So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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