id be glad to
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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