Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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