you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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