Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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