Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
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He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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