I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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