5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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