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All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
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