Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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