I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
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He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
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No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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