i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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