Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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