is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
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Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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