i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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