glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Bring me that man meat
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
