i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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