Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Banned from zoo.
Again?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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