We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
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Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
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Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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