WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
It's blow job season.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Randomize
