Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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