Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
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No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
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Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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