i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
