Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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