if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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