I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
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Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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