I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him