I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
True strength comes from lack of pants
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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