the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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