Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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