Midget sex pt 2 tonight
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i think my mom watched the whole time
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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