There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
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I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
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As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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