He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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